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2% of Americans Believe Mitt Romney’s Real First Name is ‘Mittens’

According to a new survey by “Vanity Fair” and “60 Minutes”, a full 2% of the U.S. population thinks that “Mitt” is actually short for “Mittens.”  They believe his full legal name is Mittens Romney.

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    I’d prefer Mittens to Mitthew or whatever the fuck it’s spelt.
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    MITTENS ROMNEY!!! LMFAO I LOVE IT
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    It’s his middle name. His full name is Willard Mitt Romney.
  29. elikaruna reblogged this from giggle-pie and added:
    So…where does the name Mitt come from?
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